bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

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caffeine-fiend:

mattypwhatwhat:

I don’t under stand racism

because people are like eggs

some have light shells and some have dark shells

but there’s no point differentiating them

because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan

Wait until the vegans find this.

(Source: eoo)

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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

It gives of radiation?

286,609 notes


Happy Earth Day!
Happy Earth Day!

(Source: cascrazy)

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fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

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fishingboatproceeds:

MOVIE NEWS! A new trailer for The Fault in Our Stars will be shown in theaters before the movie The Other Woman, which comes out on Friday in the US.

fishingboatproceeds:

MOVIE NEWS! A new trailer for The Fault in Our Stars will be shown in theaters before the movie The Other Woman, which comes out on Friday in the US.

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kai-ni:

jakefromstatefarmat3indamorning:

kai-ni:

I feel the need to name my tiny cacti
what should I name my tiny cacti?


Someone help them name their cacti! Don’t just sit there and reblog!



NO STOP

PLIS dONt this post is months old and was never meant to be popular I don’t need any more names for my darned cactus they’re flooding me

What did you name them?

kai-ni:

jakefromstatefarmat3indamorning:

kai-ni:

I feel the need to name my tiny cacti

what should I name my tiny cacti?

Someone help them name their cacti! Don’t just sit there and reblog!

NO STOP PLIS dONt this post is months old and was never meant to be popular I don’t need any more names for my darned cactus they’re flooding me

What did you name them?

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