So my cousin ridiculed me when I was talking about tumblr today, saying that I was a ‘tumblr girl’ and that tumblr was for girls with emotional issues. So I punched his broken arm pretty damn hard

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

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  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

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speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

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officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

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