communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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wasteyrrself:

sadmoisturizer:

wasteyrrself:

sadmoisturizer:

no you aint

that comment was SO original„, i was totally unaware that im not an actual tree!!!! amazing

chill

🆒🆒🆒🆒

wasteyrrself:

sadmoisturizer:

wasteyrrself:

sadmoisturizer:

no you aint

that comment was SO original„, i was totally unaware that im not an actual tree!!!! amazing

chill

🆒🆒🆒🆒

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catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood)

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tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

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mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

(Source: itskylestyle)

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